Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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