There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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