is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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