bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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