This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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