the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize
