16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize