She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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