Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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