see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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