I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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