? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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