So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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