Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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