We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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