Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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