I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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