I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
my poor anus
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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