yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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