It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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