Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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