Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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