would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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