everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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