the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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