That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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