My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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