What a fucking waste of an outfit
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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