whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
