I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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