Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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