That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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