guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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