Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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