id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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