is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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