his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize