Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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