He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we're making bets on your personal life
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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