her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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