On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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