what if I'm pregnant?
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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