thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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