My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and she was petting her beer can
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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