never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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