Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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