Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
a search helicopter?!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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