I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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