when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
