Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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