Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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