this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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