The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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