Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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