Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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