I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize