I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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