Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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